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Thursday, July 22, 2004

Is it wrong...

... that late last night, as I stood in my bathroom, waxing the hair off my upper lip, surrounded by piles of boxes of various and sundry hormone patches, I started hatching a scheme to market said patches as dual purpose for hormone regulation and hair removal?

Just remember, you read about it here first.