Lazy (and grumpy) (and meme-y)

It occurs to me that we haven't done Fact and Fiction Friday for a while. It is also very clear to me that between the grey, rainy day, a couple of very mouthy children, and my continued joblessness, I am in one heckuva crappy mood.

So rather than inviting you all to my pity party, let's do some questions. Ask 'em if ya got 'em. You might get to learn something interesting about me, or you might--once and for all--conclude that I am just weird.

I'll be back with answers this evening, provided that I manage to restrain myself from killing anyone today.

Editing to add this meme from Mindy's; perhaps it will give you some ideas for questions. Mostly I just love that I know so many fellow Leo bloggers so I figured I'd join in. Anyway:

Pick your birth month and cross (strike) out what doesn't apply to you. To strike out you use the S tag. So for the cross out you would surround the "strike out" with strike out. Then post the whole list for the next person or link back to here.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.