Ode to a grasshopper

You are so green, you are so buggy.
We caught you yesterday (it was muggy).
And now today to school you'll go
for everyone in class to show.
This unit on insects, it came with bug buckets!
Someone brought a frog (it caused a big ruckus).
Please don't die on the bus; that would be sad.
Just keep hopping like you're really quite mad.
Enjoy the ride, look after my girl...
by the way, she thinks the trip will make you hurl.