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Thursday, June 17, 2004

Party in my pants!

Would you like to know how much five days of cream for "elevated white blood cells in the cervical mucus" costs after insurance? Of course you would!

$20.00. For five days. Though technically, I will only use it for four days, as yesterday I gave up without it.

So that's $5.00/day. Damn. This had better be the most fantabulous thing I've ever put inside my... uh... well, you know. (I think I already said vagina and vaginal enough times, yesterday, to keep the frightening Google hits coming for quite some time.)

Truly, this is the most action I've seen in a long time. Between this and the anticipation of that twinpack of medicated douches, well, I'm all aflutter! Or is that atwitter? Afuckit.