But Target is not a substitute for...

... Friday Facts and Fiction questions.  As Jules just reminded me.  So leave your questions here and I will address them tomorrow.

By the way?  Tons of people are now doing the open-forum questions thing.  But as far as I know, I started it, and I'm the only one who actively wastes time coming up with fake answers in addition to the real dirt.  So accept no substitutes!  Pick my brain and behold the debris it spews forth!