Anatomy of a dance camp backpack

Main compartment:
* Plastic bag containing swimsuit, goggles, and towel
* Lunch bag containing sandwich, juice box, yogurt, baby carrots, and cookie
* Tap shoes
* Ballet slippers
* Leotard
* Five unfinished pieces of boondoggle

Front pouch:
* Water bottle, freshly filled with ice
* Morning snack (trail mix)
* Afternoon snack (cereal bar)

Time to pack:
Twenty minutes. every. morning.

Expression of gratitude from the wearer:
"Camp is kind of boring, Mom."