For the uninformed

How is it possible that so many of you have left comments asking me what the heck boondoggle is? Did none of you ever go to summer camp?

So. It's Friday night, and I hear that lots of folks go out and do stuff with other people at times like these. But me? I'm just sitting here wondering which is scarier: the fact that so many of you don't know boondoggle, or the fact that this guy seems to be the repository of more boondoggle knowledge than should be legal.